You are so cool because you drive a black mercedes and dress exactly like every other grown up derelict in this town, ( black trucker cap, black hoodie, black sunglasses, jeans falling down, yes we get it, you are so independent). However today you were even more rabba-cool than ever. Tearing around me and my ten year old daughter on lower Ocean st. and trying to force your way into the lane in front of me was so impressive. So glad you realized at the last second that wasn't going to work. I would have hated to see your pretty car get smashed into an instant piece of ****. I do apologize for following you after that. You seemed a little scared driving around trying to figure out what to do now that your lame ass driving had gotton someone pissed enough to follow you. I am proud of you for finally finding balls enough to pull over in the parking lot and scream maggot at me and my ten year old daughter at the top of your lungs. You looked ready to fight, throwing your arms up like a gangster. Man, are you tough. A real class act.  You must have screamed "Maggot" twenty times at us. And, yes. I do understand the significance of calling/ being called a "Maggot" in this town, thing was, only one person looked like a real **** eater, YOU.