PSYCH!!! Yeah sorry bout that. Guess I just wanted you to open the blog post. I could give you like a few dollars, or one of my old boards, but dont really think you'd want em. Yeah they're basically split in half. I'm thinking about doing an art piece. I'll call it "Ode to Rail Disaster" because I broke like 3 outta 5 boards trying some adventurous rail tricks. Bad choice. But you win some, you lose some boards.
But hey friends - if you want to see some juicy extreme reporting and watch my friends Kevin and Luke be sickos on a sweeeet little web show you should get this link - www.vimeo.com/onthebubble. I'm best in ep 4, but it's worth it to check out all of em. They talk about Lindsay Lohan's fine self on it too....
My question is, if a tree falls in a forest, does it still make a sound? If a tree falls on me, do you hear my bones crack? Wait that didn't make sense. The point is, a tree fell on me this weekend. Which is effing unheard of because I wasn't even climbing or scaling or cutting down or extreme anything to the tree. It just up and fell. What is that? Looks like death likes to play a dirty game of hide and seek, even when I'm laying low. Well fair enough, angel of darkness. I'll take your wager. It's on like donkey kong.
Also, check out my show. I do extreme things and incur extreme injuries.
I dunno man, maybe I'm just not cut out for the blogging business. I'm just trying to keep in touch, but I feel like I express myself better with my body than with my words. How do you articulate a sicko triple kick dive flip propeller dinner roll bring home the bacon flip? Yeah I obviously made up that move. But only to prove how some things cannot be put into words. When you're flying high and going extreme to the max, there's only so much that can be stated about it. The sky, the bones you may or may not break in the process, the feeling before you land hard or smooth or whatever way the wind takes it. Anyway, thoughts are welcome. You can see me attempt to pull off a giant bungee slingshot catapult extreme maneuver here:
It's kind of slimy and reminds me of the taste of quarters, but totally worth it. Let's thrill til we're ill. That's my motto. Yeah I came up with that. Thinking about next week's adventures on OTB - a news show for which I am the extreme sports correspondent. Any ideas?
What's up World. Just wanted to let everyone know that I did some serious legwork this weekend. And by leg work I mean I shattered my upiglotis shivertibulus again. Haaa not really. Just chillin actually. Miraculously, I didn't injure anything this weekend. Unless you count a broken toe, but I don't think that's necessary. It was the second smallest one and the doctor told me it's been broken for a while. So yeah, slow weekend I guess. Did some extreme cliffdiving. Blah. I'll keep yall updated when things get crazy. In the meantime, old Fear Factor on DVD is keeping me on the edge.
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