Gender: Male
Location: Bay Area, California
Orientation: Straight
Body Type: Athletic
Height: 5'8"
Religion: Christian - other
Ethnicity: Latino / Hispanic
About Me: The details of my life are quite inconsequential........ Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self- improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shawn scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there....
Music: Whatever moves the soul
Anything from blues to hardcore and alot in between...
Movies: Action, Comedy, scary $hit..
TV: I have a few
Books: Sure I have many
Likes: Nice indoors, rugged outdoors, Family,
skateboarding, dirt bikes, wakeboarding, custom bikes, lowriders, hotrods, Cash Money, the ocean, the mountains, tacos and cool people..
Dislikes: The IRS, Brussel sprouts and A$$hole people..
Hobbies: Sex, cigars,and brandy
Vices: I use them all the time...
Virtues: Do you mean a particular moral excellence?
Heroes: That person who saved my place in line at dmv when i had to take a leak...
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