girls that work at Sonic have roller skates

girls that work at hooters have big boobs but,

girls that work at ihop have one leg.

Does Great Britian have a 4th of July?

Yes.

last week my dog pissed on my xbox 360 

and i had to go out and a new one.

wipeouts suck because it hurts real bad like the one time I was out skateboarding I wiped out

and broke my arm in like three different spots and had to get the pieces of bone cut out. Then they had to

literally took a huge stapler and staple my arm shut.

cops SUCK!!!!!!!! While i was skateboarding like 2 months ago a cop had caught me shedding an awesome spot and he stopped me.I didn't really do anything and he gave me a fine.

If anyone but me hates cops send me a message back!!!!!!!!!!!!