A man stomps into a bar, obviously angry. He growls at the bartender, "Gimme a beer", takes a slug, and shouts, "All lawyers are AS* Holes!"

A guy at the other end of the bar yells, "You take that back!"

The angry man snarls, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"

The guy snaps back, "No, I'm an AS* Hole!"

Spell Ihop then say Ness. after u realize what u have said Pass it on.

I luv u because of who u r...a person who means the world to me...if u send this to some one in a message and get them back u do matter.

Im so fukin pissed off! Why did you have to open your big ass mouth? you said i could trust you. now evry1 knows im fukin sexy.

Today is hot a** friend day and well babe you are one hot A** friend!! Send this in a message to all ur sexy friends and if u get 9 back u r sexy